God Really Did Create Adam and Steve (no, really!)

Direct from gawker.com is this insightful, but truthful story of the creation of man in the Garden of Eden. Apparently it's true that he created Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve, as told in this new book, The Last Testament, A Memoir by God.

We've all heard members of the religious right rambling their silly, anti-gay slogan, "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." Well, on this National Coming Out Day, God is coming clean and admitting they're wrong: He did, in fact, create Adam and Steve.

Here's an excerpt from God's upcoming memoir, The Last Testament (as ghostwritten by former Daily Show head writer David Javerbaum). You can download a free sample chapter of the book here, here, or here.